internetexplorers:

100wordlimit:

internetexplorers:

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car
he still went to school

what a nerd


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friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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unshaped:

THIS NEEDS TO STOP

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humorous-blog:

i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy

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katarakarate:

I think we can make this work

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Source: katarakarate

settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything


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Source: settledheart
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Source: peterquillj
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Source: petitepluume

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions


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blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

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